when guys in "control macho" mode, they tend to...

ok here's the thing...normally if pompuan control cun, there'll b 2 probabilities which 1st she might looks sweet & adorable in the eye of the guy OR 2nd they might end up fool herself for being someone else...same goes to if laki pun nk control macho!

johan called me inviting for dinner (at 10.30pm!) i was so not in d mood to eat but im bored as fizi hihi nor ckin pza were not around...fad went out for a date...im screwed at home! totally flashed out! so wut d hell....i said ok! he picked me up at home and we went to somewhere in PJ (dun ask me where d hell kedai mkn tu...aku xtau okeyh...jgn tye aku psl jln klu korg x nk sesat jln!)

puas johan pujuk aku mkn sekali tp aku xmau...last2 die order 1 set of nasi tomyam (trust me....mangkuk die sgt besar okeyh!)....sementare menunggu order tu...ade la dtg a bunch of hot chicks (idok le lawa mane tp sexy la) they sat right behind me which means johan could make direct eye contact with them...from that moment i noticed that johan overly controlled macho...OMG! mamat ni da la originally control macho depan aku all d time....ni bile da ade hot chicks makin menjadi lak die nye control macho...plak tu tah apehal kemain gedik lg die dgn aku mlm ni...it was like; he was trying to show off that im his gf (coz he called "sayang" too much) but in d meantime he still available and that's why die main mata dgn hot chicks tu...dowh mamat ni~~

at first aku cam mls nk layan...lantak ko la...tp bile die da start nk pegang tgn aku......str8 away aku sound "lu pahal?" but of course la i made it sound like bergurau gak...xkan la nk malu kan member sdiri depan org kan...start dr tu aku cam ala2 bg signal (d way i talk to johan) kat bdk2 hot chicks tu yg mamat ensem tp poyo ni bkn bf aku....lelame diorg pasan diorg makin menggedik la kat blkg aku...haih~~~ adeh pening aku....yg si johan duk control macho x abes...

few minutes later nasi tomyam pon smpai....si johan mtk cili potong...

aku pndang die dgn muke pelik and cakap "ko mtk cili potong? since when? u do realize tomyam mmg pedas kan?"

he looked me and said "ala ape sgt la cili potong...bkn leh kasi mati pon..."

sumpah aku nyampah dgn die mlm ni!

pastu die dengan muke berlagak nye hirup tomyam + cili potong....bru sedut sikit japg.......

UHUK! UHUK! UHUK!

hah kau! tersedak! time tu aku mmg terkejut gile ok! rse nk gelak pon ade gak! tp bile tgk muke johan jd merah (not sure psl tersedak or psl da malu sgt)...mata die pon merah berair...aku pon bgn la mtk air putih kat waitress...tp sorry la johan all d way nk g amik air putih tu mmg aku gelak kow2! sumpah lawak! hahahaha!! fuh dekat 5min gak nk menenangkan balik member aku yg sorang tuh...da lega tu lgsg die tuka order amik nasi sup ayam je!

p/s: next time jgn control macho sgt...jgn poyo sgt...tgk...kan da malu! ha...tgk??!!

hopefully johan x penah tau aku ade blog....amin!